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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A. ET phoned home.
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
A. He's smoking a cigarette.
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log.
Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
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| 05:08pm 14/10/2005 |
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 john, with his pretty long hair :-) lol
titties
ouch
haha
oh yeah
you know it
 awww
 so much fun
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| 11:10am 23/08/2005 |
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mood:  complacent
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my scedule is:
1st hour-honors english 10,frankling
2nd hour- french 2, again, collins
3rd hour- us history, petrie
4th hour- biology, sheposh
5th hour- 3d graphing( chsnging to adv. drawing and painting), graham
6th hour- geometry, spier
so yeah, i have honors snglish and french and art.... go me
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| 06:22pm 04/08/2005 |
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The Snake, quite simply, leads a charmed life. diplomatic and popular, the serpentine ones are lucky with money and will generally have more than they need. Even if money isn't their greatest pursuit, they will always have more than enough to survive. The charming and generous qualities of these Snakes will allow them to attract many potential mates. The seductive snake has many fans, they're so irresistible -- slightly dangerous and disarmingly smart. They're also one of the more philosophical signs. That dreamlike quality means that logic doesn't always enter into their thought process, preferring as they do to use instinct when making decisions. Snakes give little credence to the opinions of others, relying instead on their own gut feelings and intuition.
Despite their natural physical ability and lively personalities, Snakes have a tendency to be insecure, something which can manifest itself as jealousy and possessiveness. This behaviour often ends up alienating the ones they love, when a bit of vulnerability would have yielded better results. Snakes can often be quite tight with money, yet they'll find a way to help any friends or family in need, if only to secure their love. The slippery Snake is also prone to exaggeration, yet these tales are told for the sake of comfort, especially in social situations. Snakes simply cannot stand to be the odd man out, and will fight to win back those who have abandoned them.
Snakes can be so unsure of themselves that perceived slights can escalate into full-blown war. They'll also do whatever it takes to be the centre of attention. Snakes detest those without the strength to see things through to the end or an inability to get things done. They know how to get on with things themselves and want the same from others.
An important lesson for Snakes is to learn humility, along with a sense of self. That tendency to exaggerate, along with a need to do it all, can get pretty old. Once Snakes realise that confidence comes from within, they'll finally be comfortable in their own skin.
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| 02:26pm 04/08/2005 |
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mood:  contemplative music: cradle of filth-safrins curse
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| 02:03pm 15/07/2005 |
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pope against potter
i think this is absurd, i hate when people try and tell people not to read books becauseit demotes their religion, if its a good book, its a good book, and how would they even know its a good book if they havent even read it yet? how would they know its bad? this frustrates me.
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| 12:12am 06/07/2005 |
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mood:  touched music: truth
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pull away because i feel smothered, suffucated, drowning in what you are. i dont like this feeling, its been going on for too long. some things need to change, but who am i to say so? im finally loved and this is how i treat someone? this is how im going to repay them? this is how morbid i really am? well fuck me, im not losing you, i never want to, but you need to back off for a while, im going to die from you, and neither of us want that. i need some space. your great, and everything anyone can ever ask for, but this is all too knew for me and we've been going so fast in this relationship that i dont want us to end, ever, i love you way too much. i hate to even say any of this, i really do, i feel like im betraying you, but please, let me have S P A C E .
thats all
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mood:  uncomfortable music: truth=seether
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pull away because i feel smothered, suffucated, drowning in what you are. i dont like this feeling, its been going on for too long. some things need to change, but who am i to say so? im finally loved and this is how i treat someone? this is how im going to repay them? this is how morbid i really am? well fuck me, im not losing you, i never want to, but you need to back off for a while, im going to die from you, and neither of us want that. i need some space. your great, and everything anyone can ever ask for, but this is all too knew for me and we've been going so fast in this relationship that i dont want us to end, ever, i love you way too much. i hate to even say any of this, i really do, i feel like im betraying you, but please, let me have S P A C E .
thats all
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joey came over yesterday, we didnt do anything, i cleaned my room, and i almost fell asleep with him, but he had to go home. i want to see bridgette like no other, and i want to rent some movies and chill.
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| 03:05am 29/06/2005 |
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mood: contemplative music: none
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amber smith, the whore, a.k.a in_your_head_
SLUTBAGGINGHOMEWRECKER
bitch her out, and make sure she hears you, shes trying to start shit with my bitches, bridgette and megan, and anyone who knows me knows that i protect my homies. she likes to start shit, and not finish it.
 what the whore thinks
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| 06:42pm 27/06/2005 |
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It seems to me as I reflect on this, that the Republicans have used gays shamefully during this election year. They have created a furor over "the gay marriage issue" which is in fact a non-issue, and now they are carrying on about the mention of Cheney's daughter when in fact we have a disastrous war going on in Iraq, a massive failure in Afghanistan, a break down of the medical system nationwide, porous borders, the outsourcing of jobs, and major stock market problems. Gays are a scape goat for the Republicans. The Republicans use them as Hitler used the Jews. But of course this is not Germany of the 1930s. This is America. And Catholics and Evangelicals can see through these foolish tactics. And they must see through them.
~anne rice
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| 12:54pm 24/06/2005 |
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im going to someones birthday party today, i forgot whom, but its one of scotts people, karen or mitchell, i cant remember.
butt hats not until around 6
i talked to bridgette yesterday, not for long, but i got to at least, i havent seen kim in a while.
talked to joey a lot, then i told him i was tired and i hung up on him and finished watching tv and went to bed.
theres some dorky kid walking down my street and he reminds me of clifford *shudders*
i still have to take a shower, and find clean cloths.
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| 07:54pm 23/06/2005 |
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mood:  blah music: collective soul- december
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lets see
yesterday i went with joey and his mom; his mom went to yoga and me and him went on to barnes and nobels, and we got smoothies. then we headed back to where his mom was and we left to go to the movies; we watched batman the beginning, oit was awesome, i want the bat mobile. then we went across the street to eat at the greek coney island, i got a coney dog, his mom got a salad, and he got octopus, gross. then we went back to his house and we watched some of hackers, he kept tryign to kisss me but i wouldnt let him because he fucking ate octopus, so gross. oh well. maybe next time.then i went home around 10 o' clock and watched movies, i went to bed at 8 in the morning.
today i got up at 1:00 and ate food. then i playedneed for speed underground 2, and i almost got my mustang. then i stole these popsicles from my brothers, ate them, then gavew them the rappers :-P
i also got kicked off when scott got home so now im on here and doing nothing.i wish someone would get on AIM so i can talk and shit. i wanna go places tomorrow, i have nothing to do.
i havent seen anyone this summer but kim, bridgette and joey, i havent seen courtney, billy, cat, jackie, or anyone else, oh well. shit happens |
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| 07:27pm 19/06/2005 |
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courtney, you seem to be very depressed, and it makes me sad that i cant even help you. i've wrote you a letter, i dunno if you got it yet or not. i miss you so much and i dunno if you even care anymore.i dunno what happened; you havent really talked to anyone at all the last semester of school, and then you move down there and you seem to be even more secretive and lonely or something. i hope everyhtings okay, i really do, i miss you so much.
well, shit happens when you party naked, dont i know ;-)
bridgettes coming back tomorrow!!! hells yes!!!! party!!!!
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1. on the cheek. ♥
2. on the lips. ♥
3. on the ears.♥
4. on the nipples.
5. on the forehead. ♥
6. on the nose.♥
7. on the neck. ♥
8. on the feet.
9. on their hands or fingers. ♥
10. on their stomach. <3
11. in my room.♥
12. in their room♥
13. of the same sex.♥
14. of the opposite sex. ♥
15. related to me.♥
16. younger than me.<3
17. older than me. ♥
18. with jet black hair.<3
19. with curly hair. ♥
20. with blonde hair & blue eyes.♥
21. with flaming red hair.
22. with straight hair. ♥
23. who is Jewish.
24. who is Christian.
25. who is Muslim.
26. who is atheist. ♥
27. who is black.
28. who is Hispanic.
29. who is Asian.
30. who is gay. <3
31. who is a lesbian.<3
32. who is bisexual. <3
33. who is a straight guy. ♥
34. who is a straight girl. ♥
35. who is hairy.<3
39. who you loved. ♥
40. who you lusted.<3
41. who you hated. <3
42. who is in your AIM/MSN list. ♥
43. who is in your LJ list. <3
44. with bad breath. ♥
45. with a birthday in June.<3
46. who didn't have their pants on. ♥
47. who was top-less. <3
48. with a thong.
49. in public. ♥
50. in church/mosque/synagogue/other.
51. at school. ♥
52. during class. ♥
53. at prom/homecoming/game. ♥
54. at work.
55. in front of your parents. ♥
56. smaller/shorter than me. <3
57. bigger/taller than me. ♥
58. with glasses.<3
59. with my eyes open. ♥
60. in spin-the-bottle.<3
61. with a lip ring.<3
62. who was drunk.<3
63. who threw up.<3
64. who was high.<3
65. who I had just met.<3
66. who I didn't really want to kiss. ♥
67. on a holiday. ♥
68. who was going out with someone else. <3
69. while you were going out with someone else. <3
70. who was my good friend's brother or sister.<3
71. who had been/is in jail.<3
72. in a graveyard. ♥
73. at a show/concert. ♥
74. who was legally too young/old for me to have sex with. ♥
75. with dyed hair.<3
76. with gum/mint in your mouth. ♥
77. with a shaved head. <3
78. who was/is my good friend. ♥♥
79. who was/is my best friend.♥♥♥♥
80. who I used to go out with. ♥
81. in front of their ex. ♥
82. in front of your ex. ♥
83. in front of their boy/girlfriend. <3
84. who was/is your crush. ♥
85. who was/is in a band. ♥
86. who has tattoos.<3
87. who is of a completely different race than me.♥
88. who is bilingual.
89. in the rain. ♥♥
90. in another continent besides where I was born.
91. with an accent. <3
92. with an std.... FUCK NO!
91. in a car, taxi or bus. ♥
94. with a missing body part.<3
95. in the movies.♥
96. in the bathroom.<3
97. in the library. ♥
98. eskimo style. ♥
99. for longer than 5 minutes. ♥
100. just for the heck of it. ♥
~You Stuff~
001. What is your name?: dana
002. Spell your name backwards: anad
003. Date of birth: 8th of december
004. Male or female?: female
005. Astrological sign: saggitarious
006. Nicknames: dana, black rosedpanther
007. Occupation: student.
008. Height: 5' 2
009. Weight: fat
010. Hair color: reddish brownish
011. Eye color: blue-grey
012. Where were you born?: madison heights
013. Where do you reside now?: the shitty part of redford
014. Age: fifteen
015. Screen names: fetishgothbabe89, frenchpunk1289, frenchgoth1289, necromancer0239, satans king02, le femme bleu, blumustang, smellydukes 101, smelly dukes 102, smelly dukes 103, smelly dukes 104, smelly dukes 105, ihatedukes101, dukes is smelly 101, blackrosedpanthr, brokenbylonesum, brokenbylonesome, i have more but i forget them
016. E-mail address: morbidbleufemme_lette@hotmail.com, brokenbylonesome@hotmail.com, angel12_89@msn.com
017. What does your screen name stand for?: fr how i felt (brokenbylonesome)
018. What is your livejournal name?: brokenbylonesum
019. What does your journal name stand for?: how i was feeling
020. Pets: three doga, 18 fish
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: i had no cake
022. Piercings: ears, 5; lip, labrae, had belly button and arm,nose, and eyebrow
023. Tattoo's: none yet, im desighning mine
024. Shoe size: 9 in mens
025. Righty or lefty: ampedexrious, i can write with both
026. Wearing: shirt, oversized jeans, mickey mouse shirt, nose ring, underwear, bra, bracelet, ring
027. Hearing: some cartoon song
028. Feeling: left out
029. Eating/drinking: nothing
~Which One of Your Friends is the...~
030. Craziest?: me
031. Loudest?: we're all pretty loud at times
032. Nicest?: birdgette
033. Most popular?: bridgette
034. Life of the party?: all of them
035. Jock?: no one
036. Prep?: bridgette haha
037. Rebel?: all of us
038. Cutest?: courtney
039. Best friend of the same sex?: bridgette, kim, courtney
040. Best friend of the opposite sex?: joey
041. Quietest?: none
042. Rudest?: all of us, bis' suh up
043. Most shy?: no one
044. Ditzyest?: all of us
045. Smartest?: kim
046. Weirdest?: we're all pretty wierd
047. Has the best hair?: i like kims and joeys hair
048. Best personality?: all of them, foo
049. Most talented?: joey bridgette and me, joey can play guitar, bridgette draws aweomes acrtoons, and i draw, wire, and read sa lot
050. Most ghetto?: kim
051. Most spoiled?: bridgette
052. Drama queen?: no one
053. Pain in the butt?: bridgette
054. Funniest?: they're all a riot
055. Best advice given?: none
056. Most popular with the teachers?: me
057. Most likely to join a cult?: ashley dukes, because we would telll her to and she would do as told
058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently?: yes, courtney
059. Person you've been friends with the longest?: courtney
060. Cucumberella?: wth?some one explain this
~Boys/Love/Kissing/and Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love?: yes
062. How many people have you told "I love you"?: a billion, but who i said it to and ment it, bridgette courtney and joey
063. How many people have you been in love with?: 1
064. How many people have you kissed?: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9... too many to count
065. Have you ever kissed someone that you were in love with?: stop with those questions, and yes
066. How many people have you dated?: 4
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl?: hair, eyes, personality
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: sense of humor and hair, eyes
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for?: goth, grunge
070. Do you have a bf/gf?: yes
071. If so where did you meet them?: at a best friends next door neigbors house
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf?: he's awesome.
073. Do you have a crush right now?: on him.
074. If so who is it?: joey
075. Do you believe in love at first sight?: i don't know
076. Do you remember your first love?: yes, and she is my best friend
077. Who is the first person you kissed?: my cousin, when i was 2
078. Do you believe in fate?: no
079. Do you believe in soul mates?: sometimes
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?: maybe.
~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have?: 2
105. What are your parents names?: brian and christina, my step dad is scott
106. What are your siblings names?: jenatahon and eric
107. How many siblings does your mother have?: 2
108. How many siblings does your father have?: 1
109. Where are your parents from?: michigan, scotland
110. Is your family close?: no
111. Does your family get together for holidays?: yes
112. Do you have a drunk uncle?: yes, i do.
113. Any medical problems run through your family?: yes, cancer
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee?: lmao, my great grandfather used too
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews?: no
116. Are your parents divorced?: yes
117. Do you have step parents?: yes
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family?: yes
119. If so for what?: for raping a 8 year old
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country?: like 100 years ago, yes
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life?: theres a lot of them
122. What's the most embarrassing CD you own?: nothing.. i'm not embarrassed by my musical selections
123. What's the best CD you own?: SEETHER!
124. What song do you absolutely hate?: goodies
125. Do you sing in the shower?: no
126. What song reminds you of that special someone?: lots
~I Name an Artist and You Give a Song ~
127. seether: lover her, remedy, fine again, truth, the gift, lots more
128. Aerosmith: jaded
129. Madonna: like a virgin
130. Korn: freak on a leash
131. Backstreet Boys: quit playing games with my heart
132. The Beatles: let it be
133. Sublime: wrong way
134. J.Lo:
135. Nsync:
136. Limp Bizkit:
137. Britney Spears:
138. Creed: my sacrifice
139. Enrique Iglesias:
140. Good Charlotte: girls dont like boys
141. Christina Aguilera: dirty
142. Eminem: i am
143. New Found Glory:
144. Kelly Clarkson: hell if i know
145. Kelly Osbourne:papa dont preach
146. Mandy Moore:
147. Eve:
148. Aaliyah:
149. Nelly:
150. Alicia Keys:
151. Incubus: warning
~Favorites~
152. Color: blue, shade, black and white
153. Food: burritos
154. Song: the gift and truth, by seether
155. Show: charmed, the "l" word, and queer as folk
156. School subject: english, art, history, french
157. Band/singer:SEETHER!
158. Animal: pantehr
159. Outfit: loose fitting jeans and a t-shirt, or sometimes a tight ass shirt revealing everything
160. Radio station: 89x, 101.1, 96.3
161. Movie: black circle boys
162. Pair of shoes: cheap vans
163. Cartoon: woody the wood pecker
164. Actor: johnny depp, robin williams
165. Actress:julia robert
166. Potato chip: cool ranch doritos
167. Drink: CHERRY COKE!
168. Alcoholic drink: 07jackdanials, 09 segium 7
169. Holiday: halloween
170. Perfume/cologne: pure seduction
171. Pizza topping: ham
172. Jello flavor: cherry
173. Lunch meat: ham
174. Board game: checkers
175. Video game: thug
176. Website: dA
177. Book: too many to choose from
178. Computer game: sims
179. Number: 12
180. Cereal: none
181. Comedian: ellen degenerous
182. Dessert: superman icecream
183. Disney character: simba
184. Clothing store: target
185. Pasttime: photography
186. Teacher: mrs. brown, mr. giromini
187. Childhood toy: legos
188. Carnival game/ride: the yo-yo
189. Candy bar: snickers
190. Magazine: whatever my mom buys
191. Salad dressing: ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: nothign
193. Hot drink: i dont drink hot drinkss
194. Season: autumn
195. Sport to watch:football
196. Person to talk to online: kim, bridgette, cat
~This or That~
219. Coke/Pepsi: cherry coke
220. Doughnuts/bagels: neither, nor
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: east
223. Heaven/hell: niether
224. Computer/TV: tv
225. Coffee/tea: tea
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: niether
227. Rap/rock: rock
228. Britney/Christina: depends
229. Swiss cheese/American cheese:neither
230. Real World/Road Rules: neither
231. Backstreet Boys/Nsync: neither
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nikes/Adidas: vans
234. McDonalds/Burger King: mickey dicks
235. Sweet/sour: sweet
236. Punk/emo: "goth"
237. Hot/cold: cold
238. Winter/summer: fall
239. Spring/fall: fall
240. Operas/plays: plays
241. Read/watch TV: read
242. CDs/tapes: cds
243. DVD's/vhs: dvds
244. Old/new: depends
245. Shorts/skirts: neither
246. Pink/red: red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: depends
248. Meat/vegetables: both
249. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: both, i find scary movies funny
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: tankinis
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: vans
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: faeries
256. Water/land: water, land, whatever
257. Sugar/spice: spice
258. Black/white: i enjoy both.
259. Ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: beef
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: blue lights
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: austin powers, biatch
264. Popcorn/pretzels: popcorn
265. Hip/hop: hip *pokes hip bone*
266. Passionate kiss/peck: kiss
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: neither
268. Back rub/foot massage: i dont like to be tounched
269. Picture frames/photo albums: both are kool
270. Pens/pencils: pencils |
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| 03:20pm 16/06/2005 |
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mood: IM SO PISSED
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i fucking hate school policies
i just got my report card, and i have three no credits, because i was tardy for those classes, and i didnt ,ake up the hours, wtf!
lets see, first hour, is global issues, and i passed with a B, but shes not giving me credit because someone stole my book, OUT OF HER CLASS!
then in second hour, algebra, passed with a fucking c, not great but still passing,i have no credit just because i didnt make up hours, again, wtf!
third hour, english, oi passed with a fucking A+, and i dont get credit beause of tardys, and she lefyt a side note saying "does not use class time to advantage. im so fucking sorry that i finished the whole semester in a fucking week and that you couldnt do anythign about it. i passed your class with the highest grade(and record of 304%, thank you very much) and i use my class time inapropriatly, bull shit. i htought you were a very smart and wonderful teacher, thanks a fuckign lot. see what i get? i pass, with a FUCKING 300%, and i still get yelled at for not working, yeah, sure, whatever you say.
fourth hour, art, i passed with a A+, and i actually got credit for that, and her side note was "wonderful artist and student! cant wait to see you next year in adv. drawing and painting!"
finally, some one whos smart.
fifth hour, i passed with a C, it was expected, and he said i was a great student even though i sometimes like to talk back and make fun of him, i love mr,. giromini.
sixth hour, i fucking got an E, because i didnt care for that class and i didnt turn in a lot of my work, i hate that class, and the teacher.
and my GPA is a fuckign 2.8, FUCK. |
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